Jeremy reflects as he types on his laptop.
Jeremy and Elliott are standing inside the newsroom.
Jeremy: We can't cut down the Preakness. If we cut the segment down any further, we'll be calling it the "Preak."
Elliott: I'm just doing what Kim asked me to tell you.
Jeremy: Natalie doesn't want it cut down.
Elliott: Kim said we're running long-
"Five minutes to air. First team to the studio."
Elliott: -and that was the most logical segment to cut.
Jeremy: What about the National League? The season is only a month old, and you can't tell me you can't spare losing a boring home run. The Preakness is only once a year, and the National League is tonight, tomorrow night, and the night after that.
Elliott: Who's the executive producer tonight?
Jeremy: Either Kim or Natalie.
Elliott: I'm under the assumption it's Kim.
Jeremy: I believe you may be wrong. Odd-numbered days is when Natalie is the E.P. Even-numbered days is when Kim is the E.P.
Elliott: I thought it was reversed.
Dave walks by the two.
Jeremy: Dave? Who's the executive producer tonight?
Dave: I'm only the director. As long as there is somebody over me, there won't be any problems.
Dave heads toward the control room.
Elliott: It's Kim, Jeremy.
Jeremy: It's Natalie.
Jeremy sees something on the other side of the newsroom.
Jeremy: Am I dreaming?
Elliott: What is it?
Elliott turns around and looks at the other side of the room.
Kim is all decked out in a tight, revealing blue dress with a design in silver sequins. She's putting on her earrings as she walks through the newsroom.
Kim: Come on guys, the show's about to begin.
Elliott and Jeremy stand still as Kim walks by the two. She smiles as she turns back toward them.
Kim: I suppose I'll know your responses if I asked you how I looked tonight.
Elliott: (to Jeremy) She's definitely the E.P. tonight.
Chris and Will walk through the newsroom.
Will: Lookin' great, Kim.
Chris: Kim, if I weren't engaged-
Kim: You'd be single, and I would- minus you- still be going out after the show tonight.
Chris: Right.
Chris and Will leave the newsroom.
Kim: Come on, guys.
Elliott and Jeremy finally follow Kim into the control room.
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Inside the control room, Natalie is giving out final orders.
Natalie: (into headset) Let me hear Kelly in Denver, and preview 10 and 11 for me. I want to see if we got it right.
Elliott and Jeremy take their seats as Kim grabs a clipboard and walks around the control room.
Dan runs from the newsroom, into the control room, and out into the studio. He suddenly stops and heads back into the control room.
Dan: Kim? If you're trying to inspire me tonight, I consider myself inspired.
Kim: Thank you.
Natalie: Danny, three minutes.
Kim: It's not for you, though.
Will: It's for all of us?
Kim: Nope.
Chris: Kim's going to a party after the show tonight.
Natalie: Ahem! I'm still waiting for 11.
Chris: Oh. Okay.
Chris hurries to show Natalie a preview of 11.
Dan: Am I invited to this party?
Kim: Nope.
Dan: Is there a way I can crash this party?
Kim: You can try, but you still won't get an invitation. Sorry.
Natalie: Daniel? Get your keester into your seat.
Dan: I'm having a conversation with Kim here.
Natalie: You're looking at her cleavage.
Kim takes the clipboard and exits into the studio.
Dan: You may notice that I am quite a bit taller than Kim. In order to make eye contact, I would naturally have to look down.
Dan walks over to Natalie.
Chris: Me too.
Will: I second that.
Chris: You can't second that.
Dave: Shut up.
Natalie: Danny, you never make eye contact with me.
Dan: That's because you never make eye contact when addressing me.
Dan and Natalie begin staring each other down.
Dave: One minute VTR, two minutes live.
Dan and Natalie continue staring.
Dan: I'm making eye-contact with Natalie.
Natalie: Am so am I with Danny.
Jeremy slides a piece of paper between the two.
Jeremy: You're both crazy.
Natalie: Get to work, Jeremy.
Jeremy: Okay.
Dan leaves the control room and heads toward the anchor desk. He sees Kim giving some final instructions to Bobbi.
Kim: -so we may have to cut down the last few segments.
Bobbi: All right, and Natalie will keep us abreast of our times.
Kim: Just be sure to keep the show tight. And that goes for you too, Danny.
Dan reaches the anchor desk.
Dan: I always do a bang-up job.
Kim: Whatever.
Kim leaves the anchor desk. Alyson applies her final touches on Bobbi as Dan stands behind the desk and hooks on his microphone.
Dan: I look good tonight, don't I, Alyson?
Alyson: I guess.
Dan: Good enough that I could leave after the show and go straight to a party.
Alyson: What party?
Dan: The one Kim's going to.
Alyson: You're going with her to a party?
Dan: I didn't get an invite.
Alyson: Okay.
Alyson finishes with Bobbi. As Dan straightens out his jacket, he looks up and sees JoAnne walking into the studio. He looks stunned as he watches JoAnne walk in a sexy, low-cut red dress- one he has never seen before.
Dan: Uh...
Alyson stands ready with a makeup brush in her hand.
Alyson: You're going to need to sit down, Dan.
Dan is clearly distracted.
Dan: Uh... yeah.
Dave: (over intercom) One minute live.
The taped introduction plays throughout the studio. Dan keeps his eyes on JoAnne as she and Kim talk just outside of the control room. He goes to sit down and he misses his chair completely. Dan falls down and knocks his chair off the set. Everyone on the set stops to look at the commotion. Everyone inside the control room looks at the monitors to see what happened.
Natalie: What was that?
Jeremy: I think Dan just fell.
Through the monitors, Dan is seen jumping back up and grabbing his chair. He quickly sits down and acts as if nothing happened.
Dan: Show mode. I'm in show mode.
Bobbi: Are you all right?
Dan: I'm fine. I'm thinking about the show.
Bobbi: Okay.
Alyson starts to apply some makeup on Dan. Dan gently moves Alyson aside, in order not to block his view of JoAnne and Kim. The two ladies smile and laugh as they finish their conversation. Kim walks back into the control room, and JoAnne starts walking off the set.
Dan: Uh hello? Over here?
JoAnne looks over her shoulder and flashes Dan her trademark smile. She stops and walks over to the anchor desk.
JoAnne: I've known men who fall head over heels for me, but you're the first to fall out of a chair.
Dan: I take it you and Kim are going to the same party?
JoAnne: Yepper.
Dan: Is the party for me?
JoAnne: Would I dress like this for you?
JoAnne twirls around and laughs.
Dave: (over intercom) Thirty seconds live.
Dan: But I can go to the party, right?
JoAnne: You wouldn't want to go to the party.
Dan: Sure... I don't want to go to a party where my girlfriend is dressed in a... (shakes his head) sexy, sultry dress.
Jeremy: (over intercom) She's smokin'.
JoAnne: Thanks, Jer-bear.
Dan: Why can't I go?
JoAnne: I'll tell you about it later.
Dan: This is going to bug me the whole broadcast. I'm going to have this image of you dressed like... like this... and I won't rest easy until I know what caused you to get all gussied up like this.
JoAnne: It's Connor's birthday.
Dan: What?
JoAnne: Kim and I are going to the party late, so we better make an impressive entrance.
Dave: (over intercom) Ten seconds live.
Bobbi: Dan? Show mode.
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